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hi every one ,boy have i got a good one for you...went to a buds house tonight,and at his house were a few people .one that was a neo hippie chick who belongs to a group more like a coven,the Ipsumains ,practitioners of a faith that believes , we are the descendants of the mythical beasts known as" hermaphrodites". what a suprise it was to me ,she continued her diatribe on her faith, she told us how there are no more hermaphrodites",like unicorns all gone"!!!! yes this was a snicker fest...and one day they will return and bring fourth a new age !!!!!!!! I held my tounge!!!!!!!then i had to ask what about IS. dosent exsist in any form. its a government plot, if one were born they would be killed immediately cuz they know!!!!!!!!!!! yes she was a tin foil hat case... after an hour of this i started to have an EVIL thaught ..take her in the other room and tell her.....than make her pray to ME!!!!!!ha ha ha !!!!or a least make her get me a coke!!but i didnt .instead i left a blo flyer on her car!!!!!!will it be the next dead sea scroll??? well betsy if you ever need envelope stuffers boy have i got a group for you!!!!!!!im still LOL from it!!!!! so my andro-deities what fools these mortals be!!i bid you a good night.........beach ps. looked it up on the net and they do exsist " ipsumians "that is.
I heard of them about the same time as I joined in here. They have a yahoo group.
So, are we supposed to be their gods? LOL!!!! I don't even know what to say about that. I almost wish I could have been there. It sounds like you had an entertaining evening.
I wonder...should I change my little signature thing on here? Maybe something like "All bow down and worship the great & powerful Andrea!!!!!!!!!" ROTFLMAO!
Andi
LOL...maybe she would like to tithe to her deities!
Betsy
What ignorance abounds these days. One would think that such myths would be left behind. It's amazing the situations our own ignorance leaves us in, many times making us the fool. But that's pretty funny though! :D You might have instilled the "fear of god" in her had you done that.. or sent her into some state of shock! *chuckle* I'd love to have seen the look on her face had you done that.
Regards,
Jesse
Originally posted by Andi
should I change my little signature thing on here? Maybe something like "All bow down and worship the great & powerful
Sure, why not? ;) Women SHOULD be worshipped and adored!
Regards,
Jesse
my bud called me .the hippie chick found the flyer on her car,and thinks im part of the cover up.she said to watch out for me im one of them,guess i shuold'nt have worn all black last night...beach code name B............. duz anyone have a spare nurolizer??????
LOL...I'm suddenly wishing I had gotten around to fixing all the smilies to be usable...so I could adequately show you how hard I am laughing right now...
beach...that is friggin hilarious. We should all adopt code names in case she comes by for a visit. I'll be X, you can be B, Andi can be A and heck...we might get a whole alphabet to confuse and scare her with.
Keep up the wonderful...scary things...conspiracies...
Betsy
Oh cool! I get to be part of a conspiracy? OK, sounds like fun.
Andi (LOL)
Shows what they know...some of my hippie friends in California "made" the unicorns which were paraded around by Ringling Brothers for a few years. Involved a little cosmetic surgery on a baby goat. My stepkids helped bathe the unicorns - in Woolite, no less.
I was at a new age workshop many years ago, and over lunch heard two people having a serious discussion how the good aliens from Pleiades (sp?) were helping to keep the bad aliens from Andromeda from taking over the world. I didn't go to any more of their workshops...
And last I checked, most coven involve witches or wiccans, not "Ipsumains". Seriously, what do they teach people these days?
Glenn
This post is so funny I don't even know what to say. I can't stop laughing. Ok is this a prank. lol I never heard of this group or cult whatever it is.
Can you let us know the address for their Yahoo group you speak of? I've always wanted women to worship me, so this could be my big chance. :p
Angela
I'm reluctant to post the URL but you can find it by going to http://groups.yahoo.com/ & doing a search for Ipsumians.
I read what they have on their main page & can't even think of a comment.
Andi
Andi,
Thanks for the info. I checked it out; there are like 112 members, but only 6 posts. Now how am I suppose to find obedient followers from that? hee hee Now if this movement had more followers we here could really have some fun with it.
Angela
seeeee they do exsist...and i met one .....gee lucky me!!!!!!!beach
susan44
01-06-03, 01:52 PM
im speechless.
this is the funniest thing i've ever heard. I fell laughing from my chair. Thank you beach for sharing this.
I''ve fantasized about being worshipped. must be too many ann rice novels.....too bad the membership is so limited.....LOL
the detail about washing the unicorn in woolite was priceless.
susan
O.k, I know that my differences being intersexed make me very special, but wow!! SO that means that we are closer to God then any man or women alone, the choosen race?? Well that answers all my questions!! WHat do I need body's for, What I we should be doing is starting are own worship. WE should wear white robes and confess that Christ himself has send all of us to save the world. Why didn't I know this sooner!!? I know that I was ment to lead people, but to lead the great masses of the world to the one true GOD or GODs the hermaphidites? I don't know if thats funny or disturbing. GOd bless you beach for running into one our true follwers, she must be Judus not to see you as her true God. Soon people all around the world will see me as there demi God, Damm! I got to clone myself soon thousands of hermaphidtes will take over the world cloning themselves over and over, It is our mission, We are ZEN!!! anyone belevie me?? :cool:
ALL BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP THE GREAT AND POWERFUL ANDREA!!!!!!!! LOL
yes my demi god/ess we are the chosen ones !!!!!!!!we are the next step in evolution !!!!! we are the leaders of the lowly norms!!!!they can't stand in our way anymore!!!A HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!!!!!!!!sorry i get caried away some times the doc say increase the dose' i will!!!! once again sorry...THE GOD formaly known as beach !!!!!
Girlyboy
02-21-03, 02:11 AM
Originally posted by Jules
Damm! I got to clone myself soon thousands of hermaphidtes will take over the world cloning themselves over and over, It is our mission, We are ZEN!!! anyone belevie me?? :cool:
Hahahahahahhaha! :) I love that! Very funny.
Where are my throngs of worshippers?
Andi, the god(dess)
sorry andi they were supposed to be here at 2:00, mortals !!!there always late.........beach
What's the big deley? I want my worshippers!
Andi, the God(dess)
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