if we cant laugh at our self ..........

[beach]

wanted to try somthing diffrent ... if you hate this betsy kill me later ..... ok ... have you ever had somthing someone says about [IS] PISS you off , but later you can find the humor in it ,hers your chance or a tasteless IS joke,, like the one i sent betsy! .. if we cant laugh at our self , ................ the one that makes me smile now happend 3 yrs ago in FLA , i went to a clinic , im told the doc before you examine me , i need to tell you im IS, the doc says wow they did a great job ,you look like a man , he thaught i meant TS............ beach

[Betsy]

You left me a tasteless joke? Damn...I didn't get it. I've left one or two here however over the course of time :eek:

Betsy

[miriam]

Hi Beach, so nice to meet again!

A couple of years ago I had severe pain in my abdomen. My PG sent me to the local hospital for an echography. I was told that there would be two sessions: one with an empty bladder and one with a completely full bladder. The problems started with the second session. The doctor who did the scan seemed to be a bit amazed, and then he checked the echographic scanner over and over again. It took hem several minutes before he said `Hey, you have no ovaries'. From the moment I saw the flabbergasted expression on his face I started to laugh (which is quite a problem with a full bladder). Never before it was funny to tell somebody about AIS, but this time it was BIG FUN!

Groeten, Miriam


PS. This is my first post here, so I guess I have to introduce myself: my name is Miriam, 44 yo, consultant for the graphic arts industry and I have AIS. I’m married with two children and I live in the Netherlands. I know, this introduction is a bit short but it’s a start ;-) MIR

[beach]

hi mir , welcome glad im your first , i mean the post . beach

[beach]

oh well , i posted this to lighten up the mood around here, and thank you mir the only one who can look back and lol.... i try'd... beach

[GoldenVoicedGal]

I'm sure this joke has been posted here before, but I'll post it anyway. I'm not sure how we all feel about the hermaphrodite reference, but other than that, the joke IS funny. I really like it.

A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterwards, the doctor comes in, and he says, "I have to tell you something about your baby."The woman sits up in bed and says, "What's wrong with my baby, Doctor? What's wrong??? The doctor says, "Well now, nothing's wrong, exactly, but your baby is a little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite."The woman says, "A hermaphrodite....what's that???"The doctor says, "Well, it means your baby has the...er... features...of a male and a female."

The woman turns pale. She says, "Oh my god! You mean it has a penis...AND a brain?"

[beach]

thank you , thats what i meeeeeeeeen!!!!!!!!!beach ps thats the one i sent to betsy made me lol

[Glenn]

The Picture on the Nightstand

After a long night of making love, this guy rolls
over, looks around, and notices a framed
picture of another man on the nightstand by the
bed. Naturally, the guy begins to worry.

"Is this your husband?" he inquires nervously.
"No, silly." she replies, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend then?" he asks.
"No, not at all," she whispers, nibbling away at his ear.

"Is it your dad or your brother?" he asks, hoping to
be reassured.

"No, no, no!!!" she says.

"Well who is he then?" demands the bewildered guy.

Calmly the girl replies, "That's me before the surgery."

[Andi]

Originally posted by Glenn
The Picture on the Nightstand

After a long night of making love, this guy rolls
over, looks around, and notices a framed
picture of another man on the nightstand by the
bed. Naturally, the guy begins to worry.

"Is this your husband?" he inquires nervously.
"No, silly." she replies, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend then?" he asks.
"No, not at all," she whispers, nibbling away at his ear.

"Is it your dad or your brother?" he asks, hoping to
be reassured.

"No, no, no!!!" she says.

"Well who is he then?" demands the bewildered guy.

Calmly the girl replies, "That's me before the surgery."



LMAO! I love this one!

Andi

[beach]

thank you . thank you , i liked it so much i read it twice, thanx glenn and andi..........beach