Priestess
12-19-06, 01:08 AM
Dear Santa Claus, How have you been? Did you have a nice summer? How is your wife? I have been extra good this year, so I have a long list of presents that I want. Please note the size and color of each item, and send as many as possible. If it seems too complicated, make it easy on yourself: just send money. How about tens and twenties?
All I want is what I have coming to me. All I want is my fair share.
No! No! I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!
You'll shoot your eye out, kid.
Dear Santa,
I've been better than usual this year. But I don't have a long wish list, it seems like most of the material things I've ever asked for in life are hollow. So I'll mostly just ask for more love in the world. And please let me have medical treatment, somehow. That's something money wasn't able to buy, when I still had money.
If you're planning on giving me coal again this year, kindly aim it directly at my head and drop it from an altitude.
Thankyou,
Melissa
All I want is what I have coming to me. All I want is my fair share.
No! No! I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!
You'll shoot your eye out, kid.
Dear Santa,
I've been better than usual this year. But I don't have a long wish list, it seems like most of the material things I've ever asked for in life are hollow. So I'll mostly just ask for more love in the world. And please let me have medical treatment, somehow. That's something money wasn't able to buy, when I still had money.
If you're planning on giving me coal again this year, kindly aim it directly at my head and drop it from an altitude.
Thankyou,
Melissa