There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together

[mcsue]

There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Tasmania. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark.

Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Irishman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped there.

The Englishman was thinking: "The Irish fellow must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead."

Claudia Schiffer was thinking: "The English fellow must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Irishman and got slapped for it."

The Irishman was thinking: "This is great! The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make another kissing noise and slap that English idiot again."

[Andre]

Good one.



Andre

[Kailana]

I think i broke a rib, that made me laugh histarically. Do you have anymore Peaceandparty?

A little humor can brighten anyones day.
Keep it up

[steve/lisa]

I like the saying,a typical thing for an Irishman to do I think your cool and full of life,I was once full of life and will be again soon as you have given me hope again,Hope not all people are mean and nasty,so Sir thank you for your input you have touched me were it counts,I knew their was one such as you around,One with so much life as to spare some of it for others to have and keep and spead around,actualy the spelling of my last name was changed along time ago buy my ansectores but it is of swedish decsent or of the netherlands,anyway thank you for the lift of spirits as i really needed that at this time of my life,I hope my new friend M _me calls soon i am getting worried I chast him away tho,not meaning too,Anyway thank you for the pick me up I sure needed it,May all your wishes come true for you,and may the stars shine on your heart as you deserve them too.Best wishes,Lisa.

[peaceandparty]

Originally Posted by Kailana

I think i broke a rib, that made me laugh histarically. Do you have anymore Peaceandparty?

A little humor can brighten anyones day.
Keep it up

as anyone knows on blogs....i dont do humour...i forget jokes....but i am a very funny person-so they say-in general life

well a good entertainer is able to flexible
and i am a slinky in terms of flexibility
but kailana that wasnt me with the joke that was mcsue

anyway.......great joke

[Kailana]

my apologies, i must of been writing to many responses and just plain forgot who posted that little story. So again, my apologies, mcsue, it was a good story, joke, I hope more are coming in the future.