Checking her gender

A pretty young girl moved into town. She was so
resistant to any advances by the local menfolk that
they decided that there must be something wrong with
her sexual apparatus, maybe that she was a hermaphrodite.
One guy finaly talked her into going out to the movies
with him, and was delighted when on the drive back she
explained she urgently had to use the bathroom. As she
squatted in the bushes beside the car, he figured this
was the chance to check out her anatomy, and snuck
around the rear of the car.
Sure enough there was a long thing hanging down between
her legs, and he reached out to grab it.
At which point she turned and said "You didn't tell me
you where a peeping Tom,"
"And you didn't tell me you had to take a shit." he
replied.

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Until you've lost your reputation, you never realize what a burden it was or what freedom really is. --Margaret Mitchell